The Diary of a Nobody
Being the modern day record of Charles
Pooter VI -
direct descendant of the 19th Century original
Thursday, June 04, 2009
How embarrassing. I ran into Jim Franching, who lives in Greenwich. He’s a bit of a mover and shaker. We were chatting and (in the way you do) I invited him back to our place for a bite to eat, not thinking he’d accept. So I was slightly taken aback when he said he’d love to, because he fancied a bit of company. Then he insisted on driving me back in his brand new Lexus LS (“the Japanese Mercedes” he called it). He said he’d lost a load of money (something to do with a fund linked to Madoff), but if some scheister thought he could take his wheels on the back of a cheap-skate Ponzi scheme, he had another think coming.
Jim Franching from Greenwich
It looked pretty impressive, pulling up in the driveway outside the house in his “wheels”. But the front door was double locked, and through the glass, I could see Carrie running upstairs. I told Jim to wait at the front, while I went round to the side. I found the cat scratching at the door, having left nasty claw marks all over it. No time to reprimand him; so had to go round the back and climb in through the kitchen window. I let Jim in, showed him into the living room, and went up to see Carrie. She was changing out of her jeans into a dress. I told her that I’d asked Jim back for a bite to eat. She said “What the...? There’s hardly anything in the fridge, you idiot”.
The cat was leaving nasty claw marks all over the door
Eventually, she went down, and unloaded the dishwasher and sorted the dining room table. I gave Franching a copy of Homes and Gardens to look at, and slipped out to the Spar to get some garlic bread, dips, tortillas and Indian mini-snacks.
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Why shouldn’t
I publish
my diary?
I often see memoirs by people I’ve never even heard of and I don’t see why my diary should be any less interesting, just because I’m not a ‘celebrity’. I only wish I’d started it when I was younger.
Charles Pooter
The Laurels, 32 Elmside,
Barleycorn Mead, Harrow on the Hill.
charles@charlespooter.com
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