The Diary of a Nobody

Being the modern day record of Charles Pooter VI -
direct descendant of the 19th Century original

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Annie’s making a fool out of Carrie. She appeared in some psyechedelic hippy print frock. Annie said it was all the rage. I said it put me in a rage. She also had a load of beads which looked like one of those hideous curtains people hang up over doorways. Annie went back home, and Lupin and I were both delighted. It’s first time we’ve agreed about anything since he’s been back. DeLaurents haven’t got any vacancies.

Why shouldn’t
I publish
my diary?

I often see memoirs by people I’ve never even heard of and I don’t see why my diary should be any less interesting, just because I’m not a ‘celebrity’. I only wish I’d started it when I was younger.